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12 Days of Christmas (Manners)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...one church that sang virally.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...five golden comments...four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...six supposed fake news sites...five golden comments...four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...seven people a-phubbing, six supposed fake news sites...five golden comments...four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

(Phubbing=phone snubbing)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...eight people a-trolling, seven people a-phubbing, six supposed fake news sites...five golden comments...four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...nine YouTube stars a-flaunting, eight people a-trolling, seven people a-phubbing, six supposed fake news sites...five golden comments...four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...ten bloggers a-blogging, nine YouTube stars a-flaunting, eight people a-trolling, seven people a-phubbing, six supposed fake news sites...five golden comments...four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...eleven politicians a-tweeting, ten bloggers a-blogging, nine YouTube stars a-flaunting, eight people a-trolling, seven people a-phubbing, six supposed fake news sites...five golden comments...four Christmas jammies, three Santa texts, two Christmas yogis and one church that sang virally.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...twelve people taking cell phone pictures...

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